B.A.N. (Bitch Ass Niggas) by Nova Giovanni

Hello, loyal reader. Its been a long time and I shouldn’t have left you without some Ramen Noodle Soup for the Soul to step to. Let’s get right to it. The topic at hand is the Bitch Ass Nigga. The misguided, purposeless, fatherless, gossiping, feminine, Bitch ASSS NIIIIGGGGAAAA!!!

If you have to question whether you’re a bitch ass nigga or not, you most likely are. Over the course of the past few weeks, I’ve studied the bitch ass nigga in his habitat of choice – the internet. The internet is a safe haven for the bitch ass nigga and his silly antics. When not on the internet masturbating to midget porn, the bitch ass nigga is on social networks where he can congregate with other bitch ass niggas. It is on these social networks where the bitch ass nigga feels free to gossip like the diva he is. The bitch ass nigga would rather earn a retweet than a dollar. The bitch ass nigga and his bitch ass peers usually converse about who is a hoe, how long the line is for Jordan sneakers, and they also try to sprinkle a little sports talk in to blend with the normal and respectable men. The bitch ass nigga comes in all different types. There is the Deadbeat Dad Bitch Ass Nigga dodging responsibility while leeching off his current girlfriend and using her wifi connection to communicate with the outside world of bitch assness. There is also the Baby Boy Bitch Ass Nigga. He is the 24 year old manchild living in the comfort of his mother’s basement among his sneaker collection and twin size bed. Another common bitch ass nigga is the Babbling Bumping Gums Bitch Ass Nigga. He is usually the man you can tell was raised by a bunch of women and took on their love of gossip, everyone else’s business, and whoring for attention. Nova Knows.

How does the bitch ass nigga change or become an honorable man? He doesn’t. There is no cure or treatment for him. The only thing remotely close to a solution involves those of us who aren’t bitch ass niggas. We have to suppress the bitch ass nigga and create an uncomfortable environment for all bitch ass niggas. When you see the bitch ass nigga participating in bitch ass activities like he can’t help but do, it is your duty to call him out on it. Make that bitch ass nigga log off the internet and log back into the reality that is his abysmal and purposeless life. When you see a bitch ass nigga conversing about leaking nudes, exposing women, slandering everyone doing better than him, or gossiping – put pressure on that bitch ass nigga. Leave no stone unturned, strike that bitch ass nigga wherever he peeks his head. That is the solution. It is time for a revolution!!! Viva La Revolucion!!!

“It takes a village to raise a child and an online community to stop a bitch ass nigga.”

-African Proverb

Thank You,

Nova Giovanni

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